A collection of stories Weird Massage

Every time I somewhere in Asia, I always try a massage for better or for worse. Sometimes it was worse in any case for, and here are some of my bizarre experiences.

Trauma Bangkok massage:

I went to the tourist area of Kao San Road in Bangkok and went into a shop typical Thai massage. Many were lined mats in a large room with many ongoing meetings simultaneously. In the end I had a male therapist. The first thing he did was the turn of a fancold air over me in a room, Arctic air temperatures was determined. When I told him that the fans have made me cold, insisted that he needed because he felt warm themselves.

A few minutes after the start of my massage stood up and began to prepare a cup of tea. When he was done, came back to me and continued to massage without explanation. A few minutes later, another client had done with their meeting. Apparently, my therapist the main tank when he got up and collectedMoney from him. Again he returned without any explanation, and continue to work for me.

At this point I had to get up and go. But I decided to stay, to see how can it go. And amazingly, the guy was my massage every time someone needed to pay for their session. His main task was to cashier and also did not seem like an afterthought massages. I felt as if I were a piece of meat were pushed to silly, I was freezing and I hadpay for the abuse.

Luang Prabang, Laos - What kind of oil?

I went to a massage shop in Luang Prabang with getting a massage with oil. There was nothing wrong with the session but when I was a shower after washing the oil from my body, I realized that not come out the oil. After three cycles of water and soap, I decided to use oil mixed with super glue, because I was greasy and sticky. Soap and water, had no chance against this amazing massageOil. He managed to extend my experience of the past, so I have to pay one-hour session.

Burma hole 'massage-in-the-Wall "

I was traveling to Burma and one evening I was excited when I saw a sign for a massage shop. I have applied for a session and was addressed by a wall with a curtain. When she pulled the curtain, I saw a cut in the wall. It is a rectangular hole in the wall with the size of a coffin, her supervisor. Resting on a mat super thin pieces of regularWood. The effect was that the carpet was covered, cut into all the spaces between the wooden slats and the slats in the back.

An old man appeared, and I wondered how he gave me a massage in a room that was just large enough to accommodate my body was. Somehow I managed to climb and squeeze himself into a squat between the legs. He dropped the curtain closed and we have some "pressing and squeezing in some parts of my body, could come by histwisted. Had I got up and went, but I did it only for the strangeness which they live. After the session my body was worse than before, but I had another memorable travel experience.

Vietnamese massage with a happy ending now

I was in Hanoi, and Vietnamese wanted a massage experience. Since I've no doubt heard the reports about visited massage business in Vietnam, the tourist office and I explained that I was looking for a real massage with no sexy contentin an institution of the class. They gave me the name and address of a spa. When I got there, looked very clean and professional: nice reception, sauna, massage room with its own individual therapist in uniform, and the massage was actually quite good.

Toward the end of the session, the girl put her hands on my private parts and asked me if I wanted to massage. I refused and got dress. Before he left, he put his hand on his arm and asked what I do for now.To his disappointment, I said that I would go home - alone. You should have seen the big toe away and I hurried out of there.

Later I asked my Vietnamese friend, if there is such a thing as a purely professional therapeutic massage. He said there was not much of a market is incomplete for such work, since the majority of Vietnamese men prefer the "Happy End".

Bali - Younger therapists

I walked down the street in the town of Kuta and was approached by a girlhas asked me to sign for a massage. As a massage therapist, I have always been interested in massage, so I followed her. She led me into a room shabby and dirty, which the last place where I always wanted to get a massage would be. I turned around and walked away. He chased me and complained to me: "Sir, wait, we'll give you a young and beautiful girl!"

I think she did not know that my personal rule for female massage therapists in Asia, that the older and lessInterest are usually the most experienced and professional Ones. If you said, "Sir, wait, we'll give you an old and ugly and we put fresh sheets on the table", which could have had a chance but they blew their bid.

Chiang Mai Belly Attack

I went to a massage in a business that is known for the therapeutic work, to obtain. An elderly woman who was sufficiently expert to work, seemed to me. Everything went well until he arrived in the area of the stomach. Therebegan to press really hard with the thumb and elbow, which was recorded by my stomach is very painful.

Thus, in a natural effort of self-preservation, I held my stomach muscles tight enough so that it is serious damaged files. When she finished the massage was over, she said with a voice in question, which I had real problems in my stomach area, because I was so tense in there. She advised me to go to a doctor and come back regularly to her stomach for intervention.

Fortunately, most Thai MassageTherapists do not touch the belly. Otherwise, it could at the end of the operation need to be replaced in the womb.

I must say that I later received a lot of massages in a very professional in Bali, just to clarify the matter. In Thailand, I received many wonderful massages, and I have not completely given up on massages, or Vietnamese. I will try again on my next trip, but then I'm going with my girlfriend, just to be safe.